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[coan_teen]

What it says on the tin.

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[brythonic]

I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.

:(

[coan_teen]

I feel like we need to do some unpacking here

Are these things related?

And do send me a picture of this mighty beast.

[brythonic]

I could defend my bagel if I could keep both eyes open.


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[coan_teen]

A fearsome warrior indeed.

Is the same problem preventing you from just eating the bagel?

[brythonic]

You laugh, but she nearly took my thumb off.

The very same.

[coan_teen]

Because you are a very soft bear.

I am going to make a guess: You want me to come and stand guard while you nap.

[brythonic]

I am at best of average softness for bearkind.

Wrong. I want you to come and bring the kitten its own bagel.

[coan_teen]

Incorrect. You're practically a marshmallow.

That is not appropriate food for a kitten.

[shapehistory]

Why is grandmother visiting again?

[coan_teen]

I wish I knew.

[shapehistory]

It is highly irregular and disruptive.
We believe she is trying to sway public opinion but we can't tell to what end.

[coan_teen]

Have you considered that she might have gone back to the Bene Gesserit?

[ruthlesssinner]

I hear you and Irulan had a difference of opinion again?

[aka Duncan found the princess crying on the inside whilst pretending everything was fine. Which is a highly disturbing experience.]

[coan_teen]

It would be easier to make note of the times that we don't.

[ruthlesssinner]

I can take her South with me until things cool down.
And lose her on a pirate ship.

[coan_teen]

A fine plan.
The more years pass, the less I can stand that woman.

[ruthlesssinner]

She tries to be better.
Her affection for the children seems genuine.

[coan_teen]

It is. To a point where I think She forgets they are not actually hers sometimes.

[cynnen]

what does she like






[that's it there's no context just answer okay]

[coan_teen]

[ Okay, okay. Calm down. ]

Poetry, music, art, the desert.

Should I keep going?

[cynnen]

what kind of art
???

[coan_teen]

I think she can appreciate most of it, though her private tastes are quite Fremen.

[cynnen]

is that a good gift

[coan_teen]

Yes. But nothing too big, that might make it difficult to find a place for.

[cynnen]

isn't bigger better